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[justanitgirl]

[Initially there is no video to the message. Just the sound of a disappointed sigh. Then a voice that holds the same disappointment. Seriously people, why is there nothing actually decent for a girl to get interested in.

Also, where's her team and where is she? These are questions she'd very much like answers to. Please to be getting to the answering.]

I'd say this was the worst thing that's happened to me today, but I was about to get shot by a Nazi doppelganger of my boyfriend, so, I think that actually takes the cake.

I'm looking for anyone who knows my voice .. or, you know,

[The video feed comes on, and a blonde woman in pink and brownish-black rimmed glasses is suddenly on the display.]

My face.

Comments

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[ichoosefight]

Nazi doppelganger? Sounds like a fun weekend.

[ Steph doesn't know her voice or face, but she does want to hear this story. ]

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[justanitgirl]

Wedding, actually. [That's all she's getting unless she pries more. Felicity is not planning on sharing all the details unless expressly asked what they are.] It was disturbing, to say the least.

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[ichoosefight]

Not yours, I hope.

Lookalike doppelganger or alternate universe doppelganger?

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[justanitgirl]

No, a friend's. Or, it would have been if someone hadn't vaporized the pastor. Alternate Earth doppelganger. Have you been through this before, you sound really knowledgeable about all this.

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[ichoosefight]

My part of town was kidnapped by an interdimensional supercomputer ass-wipe a year ago. This sort of thing happens way more often than is healthy.

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[justanitgirl]

I think once is way too often, but then again, I guess I'm not used to it.

What about all this, is this normal? Should I be expecting this?

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[ichoosefight]

No, this is pretty loony, even by my standards. But it seems pretty innocuous so far? We have power and food, which is more than we had in Gotham.

[choosetruth]

[Sup, it's a serious-looking woman in sunglasses.]

Your name might also help.

[justanitgirl]

Smoak, Felicity Smoak. What's going on around here?

[choosetruth]

Well, that's a complicated question.

Apparently we've been kidnapped by unknown forces to a city where nothing works unless there's a god of it.

Good news: we can become the aforementioned gods.

That's also the bad news.

[justanitgirl]

Explain?

[11calls]

[For a moment, Alex just... stares at her device but then she just asks softly:]

Really? Damn.

[justanitgirl]

Which part? The being kidnapped to some desolate-style otherworld, or the whole Nazi-not-boyfriend thing? Or the lack of internet access so I can figure out where my people are because honestly, they're all pretty frustrating.

[11calls]

All three. But definitely the Nazi-not-boyfriend thing. I thought my world was weird.

[justanitgirl]

It's not a common occurrence. A friend of mine has a really weird life and sometimes it bleeds into the rest of ours. I mean, not that ours is really that normal, but we don't usually have alternate Earth stuff. Just the normal crazy people trying to destroy our city thing. Oh, and for the record, my boyfriend is not a Nazi. At all. Ever. Totally, not a Nazi. So, how do you find people around here? People who know how to keep a low profile when they want to.

[11calls]

Why do we all have that friend who drags us into their crazy lives?

[Alex's voice sounds fond despite all of that, and honestly, she did sort of barge in on his with those eleven calls.

But then more seriously.]

Well, at least you know he's not a nazi even with alternate worlds. I wish Nic was here, he'd have a field day.

As for finding people have you taken up a god thing?

[justanitgirl]

No, I mean mine. His doppleganger was. It's complicated.

[Well, not really to her, but she was there and she's used to weird things like this. Mostly used to.
Kinda used to. Used to if you squint.]

Power isn't really my thing, why, should I or something?


Are you?

[11calls]

I am. Power's not really my thing either, actually. But if we don't take them up, things don't work. Like medicine and technology and time and life.

I took sleep. I always seem to need it back home. And here too, I guess.

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[upshore]

Nazi-hating buddies.

[He can tell you some STORIES.]

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[justanitgirl]

Totally Nazi hating buddies.

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[upshore]

This isn't even the weirdest thing that's happened to me all week, so I feel you.

Funny enough, both of our number-ones involve Nazis...

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[justanitgirl]

Seriously? I feel like I've met a kindred spirit.

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[upshore]

Not a great way to be kindred, though. Oh, well.

I'm at least 40% sure the Nazis killed me and this is hell, so.

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[justanitgirl]

I'm still hoping that a Nazi didn't kill me.

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[upshore]

Yeah, well, me too.

Fingers crossed.

...or what's left of mine, anyway.

[MILES!!!]