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[ichoosefight]

Good news, everyone!

[ Steph has returned to her temple, having now learned that she lives here, and is sitting in her simple little throne holding - can it be? It is! - a steaming mug of coffee. ]

I’ve found my true calling: Coffee Goddess.

Given the coffee’s not much good, but it wasn’t made from grounds on their 20th life, so I’m basically in heaven.

Who do I talk to about improving quality? And, uh... the walls being kinda see-through?

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[11calls]

[Alex has never been so glad that there's been coffee in her whole life, and she lets out a long sigh of relief.]

Oh thank god. Or at the very least thank you!

[ichoosefight]

You are so very welcome. I do wish I could figure out the quality though. I'm pretty sure this is instant? But I'm a little worried the priest here is gonna pass out if I ask any more questions about it.

[plasthmatic]

Are you shitting me? You bought into this religious shit for coffee?

[ichoosefight]

I would do such worse things for coffee, you don't even know.

[plasthmatic]

Everyone in this town is out of their fucking minds.

[ichoosefight]

Well that's just rude.

[Voice]

[justanitgirl]

[The voice, familiar as it might be after talking to her once, is brimming with excitement.]

You have coffee? Seriously? Can I have some? You know, if you have enough and all.

[Voice]

[ichoosefight]

I am in a temple of coffee. It may or may not be a cleaned out Starbucks, it's hard to tell? But there should be plenty of coffee, if you don't mind instant.

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[justanitgirl]

It's been a day; I'll take raw beans in my mouth at this point.

[Voice]

[ichoosefight]

Try a year.

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[justanitgirl]

Seriously?!

[She can't even imagine a year without coffee.]

[Voice]

[ichoosefight]

We lost power and outside contact. The luxuries and perishables went fast.

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[justanitgirl]

Yeah, that makes sense. I mean, it's horrible, but it makes sense.

[Voice]

[ichoosefight]

It definitely wasn't fun. Other things I missed: waffles and M&Ms. And waffles with M&Ms.

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[justanitgirl]

I can already tell I'm going to be missing mint chip ice cream; as well as everyone I've ever known and cared about.

[ask_alexa]

You are the actual best.

[ichoosefight]

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

[ Probably longer than that, but. You know. ]

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[choosetruth]

Thank fuck. Though if you really want to impress me, you'll find a way to bring back Coke. But any caffeine's an improvement.

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[ichoosefight]

I would if I could, but honestly, coffee is all I need in life.

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[choosetruth]

My brother's the same way, but I've always taken my caffeine cold. [She shrugs.] Still, it's good to have something back.

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[ichoosefight]

We can probably manage iced instant coffee. But I can only imagine that would make it taste even worse.

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[choosetruth]

Yeah, I'll pass. [Gross.] So long as it has caffeine in it, I'll live.

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[ichoosefight]

If you come by the temple, I'm like, 80% sure it used to be a Starbucks.

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[choosetruth]

Of course, that would be the thing that is constant between universes. Gotta appreciate corporate consistency.

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[ichoosefight]

God bless the coffee industry, amiright?