text: ANONYMOUS

[royalpassport]

[ Look, it's all well and good that this land seems to be coming to life again (though Jefferson is MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS of all those abandoned thrones, and there's not a chance in heck he'll sit on one), but there's ONE BIG PROBLEM: restarting some facets of existence, but not the others, is throwing things out of whack.

GROUNDHOG DAY WAS SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE WHEN THERE WAS NO NIGHT OR DAY OR DEATH OR ANYTHING. Now it's too close to the Curse for comfort. ]

I've lived in lands where Time wouldn't always do what it was supposed to.

[ Storybrooke, yes, but also Wonderland. He still can't gauge how long he was trapped there, with Time moving the way it did. ]

Everything the same, day in, day out, life at a stand-still. Always tea time.

The effect can be maddening. So, I'd suggest somebody look into Time and see how it's doing.

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text, definitely not anonymous

[choosetruth]

If you want something done right, do it yourself.

ANON FOREVER

[royalpassport]

Now that's guaranteed to make it go wrong.

[ Look, he knows his strengths, and leadership isn't one of them! ]

NOT ANON FOREVER (also you saw nothing)

[choosetruth]

So try whining about it more. That always accomplishes so much.

[royalpassport]

Not all of us are cut out for godhood.

[choosetruth]

That hasn't stopped most people here.

[royalpassport]

So the solution is to have more of a bad thing?

[choosetruth]

In this case? Yes. Because apparently in this case things don't work unless we have a god, no matter how unsuitable that god is. Someone who doesn't particularly want the power is honestly preferable as far as I'm concerned. They're less likely to abuse it.

But perhaps wait until agriculture and medicine are taken so we don't all starve or bleed to death once time starts moving.

[royalpassport]

[ Okay... That's a good point. ]

That would be rather unpleasant. Perhaps we should cordon off the other thrones in the meanwhile.

[choosetruth]

Be my guest, if you think it'll help. But people are morons. It may not make a difference.

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[murderbreak]

Always winter but never Christmas?

[royalpassport]

Different land. Same concept.

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[problematical]

Where did you go where Time was broken?

[royalpassport]

Wonderland.

[ AND STORYBROOKE. But. You know. He's not mentioning that. Anon texting is for the Mad Hatter only. ]

[problematical]

You don't make it sound wonderful.

[royalpassport]

That's because it's anything but wonderful.

[ Seriously, he hates Wonderland. ]

[problematical]

But what part was broken, the place or the people?

[ this is Important to River ]

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[zombology]

Perhaps I'm focusing on the wrong thing, but - why are you anonymous? This seems like an odd subject to want to discuss without names attached.

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[royalpassport]

I've made the mistake of attaching my name to these things before.

That's how you go from being known as "that hatter over there" to "the Mad Hatter".

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[zombology]

I doubt anyone could justify calling you mad for disliking our current temporal situation. Certainly, I couldn't claim there aren't other lands with this very same problem.

[royalpassport]

That's not why they'd call me mad. Any sane person would dislike this situation.