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[Of course it's audio instead of video. Abigail's not giving you guys a free show. Cam girl? More like spam girl.]

You know, I don't even care who kidnapped me. It's such a fucking non-surprise, it went all the way around to being a surprise again, because I'm surprised whoever it was didn't mug me, too. Maybe steal my fucking kidneys and leave me in a bathtub full of ice.

That's how not surprised I am that this bullshit happens to me. Doesn't just kidnap me, but abandons me in a weird city with nowhere to stay and a bunch of religious whackjobs bowing down to a bunch of the least charismatic cult leaders I've ever seen.

Hey. Who do I have to kill to talk to Jesus about feeding and sheltering the homeless?

Hey JESUS ARE YOU THERE, BUDDY?

[Some serious vocal fry when she shouts into the speaker there.]

Hey, who wants to tell me where I'm supposed to get my transfusions? There's a great question for you. You know what happens if I don't get a weekly fix? That's right, ladies and gentlemen, this bitch is gonna die.

[Wow Abigail u mad?]

royalpassport

[ Look, it's all well and good that this land seems to be coming to life again (though Jefferson is MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS of all those abandoned thrones, and there's not a chance in heck he'll sit on one), but there's ONE BIG PROBLEM: restarting some facets of existence, but not the others, is throwing things out of whack.

GROUNDHOG DAY WAS SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE WHEN THERE WAS NO NIGHT OR DAY OR DEATH OR ANYTHING. Now it's too close to the Curse for comfort. ]

I've lived in lands where Time wouldn't always do what it was supposed to.

[ Storybrooke, yes, but also Wonderland. He still can't gauge how long he was trapped there, with Time moving the way it did. ]

Everything the same, day in, day out, life at a stand-still. Always tea time.

The effect can be maddening. So, I'd suggest somebody look into Time and see how it's doing.

choosetruth

[Georgia sits on her throne, cutting an imposing figure in her black and white clothes, dark sunglasses hiding most of her face. She doesn't smile. She so rarely does.]

Greetings. I'm Georgia Mason, Editor-in-Chief of the After the End Times news organization and your current acting God of Communication and Technology.

[That she manages to say that without grimacing should qualify as an act of god itself. She still has some difficulty with the concept of gods being a thing at all, let alone her being one of them.]

[Shaun leans into camera range.]

And we'd love to ask you all to stop by and say hey, but we're both pretty sure that would be a terrible idea, so we locked the door from the inside.

[He offers a thumbs-up.]

[Georgia gestures to him because he's a moron who didn't introduce himself.] Shaun Mason. My dumbass brother.

[Then she straightens. Exposition time.]

Our world is overrun by a disease known as "Kellis-Amberlee." It's extremely contagious and, among other things, causes those who have it to come back from the dead hungry for human flesh.

And until we know we won't pass it along to everyone else and create a whole hell of a lot of really interesting havoc among people whose immune systems just give up and turn them into zombies, we figured it was best to keep to ourselves for a while.

George never lets me have any fun.

[She shoves his arm. Pretty hard.]

If anyone here has any experience with virology, we'd love to discuss solutions. Until then, we'll be contactable by text or email, and working on setting up a local news network. Thank you for your time.

Hopefully we'll see you around. If not, maybe we could get someone to start shoving food under the door or something. When food shows up.

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