1st Rock

[celticromanstone]

[ The video opens on a pretty, young looking woman, lounging on a jeweled throne. There is a soft metallic gleam to the stone of the throne, almost like she'd polished quartz.

She drapes her leg over one of the arms of the throne. ]

So, the earth will not be quaking any longer.

[ She looks amused. ]

Not that it can't, but I'll try to keep the tantrums to a minimum.

[ She twirls her hair around a finger. ]

Now, if someone could point me to a drink, that would be lovely.

[ Your new Earth Goddess is thirsty. ]

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[tatra]

You're more than welcome to come by my temple for a cup of tea.

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[celticromanstone]

I do miss a good cuppa.

[ She sighs. ]

Is that the strongest thing we have around here? I could definitely go for something alcoholic.

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[tatra]

I'm not sure. I don't drink much besides tea myself.

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[celticromanstone]

Ah. That's too bad. I need something a bit more bracing.

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[tatra]

I'm sorry to say I'm no help there! [ She doesn't seem too distressed though. ]

If you ever want to stop by for a cup of tea or a warm meal, you're more than welcome! My poor priest has only the two of us to cook for.

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[celticromanstone]

Priest? You have one of those?

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[tatra]

Oh yes! Don't you?

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[heirtonothing]

Ah, thank you for that. It was beginning to get rather worrying.

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[celticromanstone]

Not a problem, dear. It's not something I thought of, but I'll take the throne of Earth.

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[heirtonothing]

I can't say I ever wanted to be called a goddess either.

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[celticromanstone]

Oh, it's not the goddess part. It's the lack of alcohol.

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[heirtonothing]

The lack of alcohol?

[ Are you serious? That's what bothers you about all of this? ]

Why don't you go out and purchase some?

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[celticromanstone]

I do hate to drink alone.

[ She smiles. ]

Would you care to join me?

[justanitgirl]

Steph's got caffeinated sludge at the temple of coffee.

[celticromanstone]

Is it Irish?

[ People are not understanding her when she says drink. ]

[justanitgirl]

[People are well aware that there is no alcohol here. If there were they'd all be drunk right now.] Instant. Anything stronger and, well, there is no god of booze here. [There's a moment before she adds, with no real intention to be heard.] Why isn't there a throne of booze here?

[celticromanstone]

Well, there's a god of Agriculture, correct? Surely someone has grapes, or hops or something.

[justanitgirl]

Our god of agriculture has been around about as long as the rest of us. If you know how to large scape farm he'd love the help. But food is kinda the priority over anything else.

[celticromanstone]

I know how to grow grapes. It's been a while since I had anything to do with farming.

[ Because she looks so old. ]

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[choosetruth]

[Georgia adjusts her sunglasses.]

Great, that's all the elemental thrones taken, then. You got a name?

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[celticromanstone]

I'm Heather, Darling. You are?

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[choosetruth]

Georgia Mason. Is "Darling" your last name, or were you using an endearment?

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[celticromanstone]

[ She laughs. ]

Ironically enough, my last name is Stone. I just call everyone darling.

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[choosetruth]

[Great.]

I'm not very fond of being called "darling" by people I don't know well. [Or do know well. No one calls her darling.] But good to meet you, Ms. Stone, despite the circumstances.

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[celticromanstone]

Well, then we'll have to agree to disagree. And the circumstances aren't so bad. I've had worse.