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Feb. 27th, 2018 11:26 am
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[The feed turned on, jostling around as the person attempted to figure out how to hold it properly. She had never seen anything like this before in her life, and so the idea of it seemed almost magical to her. she'd managed to figure out that it was supposed to allow her to communicate with others in this city, though she barely understood how. The result had the pale-skinned woman with white hair's face more than a little too close to the device.

When she spoke, it was tentative and a little nervous, her voice forcibly steady as she worked to keep her nerves calm. Her English was a little clipped and formal, even lightly accented, but clear to anyone that knew that tongue.]


Please forgive me. I am Elsa, Queen of Arendelle, and I must ask for assistance. Does anyone know what has happened to me, or how I have come to this place? My people need me.

[God, what must Anna be doing right now? She'd be tearing the castle apart to find her. No, she couldn't think about that. It would make her nervous, and nervousness could lead to more problems. She'd finally gotten this under control, mostly, and she didn't need to have an uncontrolled release of her power among a strange people.]
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[The feed opens to the sound of water and heavy breathing, sloshing up and then covering the speaker of Kylo Ren's communicator. He kicks hard, freeing himself from the wreckage of his Tie Silencer, which has just crashed in a shallow bay off the coast, a large rock punctured right through the side of it, fire licking at the console. He shrugs off his cape, which is jammed between the chair and the rock, before he hauls himself out of the cockpit, splashing into the waist deep water.

The communicator floats a few inches away, before he cuts off the video with the wide span of his hand, and there's only sound of him stumbling and sloshing to shore before it's thrown along with a bundle of wet clothing into the sand. The feed is at an angle pitched at the tall man as he sheds his coat and then his undershirt and arm guards, bruises already blossoming over his scar covered torso. Once free of the heavy fabric he grabs his communicator which is, conveniently, already showing connected. His face is cut in half by a nasty twisted scar, blood smeared on his forehead. ]


Hux. [He’s trying to catch his breath, and squints at the sun and sand, the heat intense. He doesn’t recognize any of the surroundings, and hadn’t been anywhere near a planet to have accidentally ran into it to begin with. And it wasn’t like someone could hide an entire planet could they?] I need an immediate recovery. 

[There's no response of course, and he frowns at the communicator, his eyebrows furrowing as he paws some blood off his forehead, looking at his gloved fingers for half a second before he taps a few buttons on  the device. What ever frequency he's on, it's not the one the First Order uses. He sucks at his teeth, the muscles of his jaw working as he changes tones, straightening up. ]

If there is anyone on this line. Answer me.
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[For the first time since Alex has been here she looks well rested. Everyone be very surprised. Seriously. Your goddess of sleep hasn't had a good night of sleep in like two years before now. (Thanks demons and Strand.) but she looks to be caught up at the moment and it shows in her voice. While she almost always sounds upbeat, today, she's practically chipper.]

Wow so guess whose priest came up with something that knocked her out for almost two weeks! Jeez, I hope you guys got good sleep. I suppose I should thank you, Doctor. I don't even remember any bad dreams. Which honesty is so weird.

From what I've heard when I woke up, we've lost a bunch of people. So I think if no one objects, I'm going to take over the throne of medicine just until someone else comes along and wants it. I'd really like medicine to work for us.

Also I hope my friends are still here. If you are please check in.

[If your character talks to Alex, she probably considers them to be friends, fyi.]

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Feb. 14th, 2018 07:28 pm
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(Marie had found herself (almost on instinct) wandering down to the beach where there was less chance of anyone trying to approach her. The woman then dropped into the sand and began to stare at the device that a local had forced into her hand with a puzzled expression before setting it onto her lap with a raised eyebrow, then she twirls one of the two short braids that her hair was put up into and begins to press on it and play with it. It quickly turns on and she looks started as she notices it's on its video function.

With a startled expression, she cautiously looks at it and picks it up as if it might explode upon on her touch. Then she then looks into the camera and gives a little smile that is shy and playful. But her smile doesn't last and she quickly lets herself show her confusion.)

Um, hello. (She debates if she should wave, but she decides to just let her free hand stay by her side. She looks down to the side and finds herself beginning to curse;) Damn... damn. What am I supposed to say now? 

So, um, I was in my shop and then I was in this town? This sounds crazy.... because... someone said something about gods and thrones?   I, mean, I never really thought about gods or God or whoever? So, what? If we show up here then we're supposed to take over? 

I mean, I've seen and been in weird things, but... this is actually the most...

(Now she is going to sigh instead of finishing that thought.)

So, okay, I...I just need to know how to get back home now. I should probably give back this thing before that... though, I've never seen a phone or anything like this before... so, okay, maybe this is real. 

Or a weird dream. Maybe I fell asleep while cleaning up...

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Feb. 3rd, 2018 07:59 pm
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I was wondering.

[ She braces her chin on her hand, and looks at the feed with expressive dark eyes. ]

So, I was wondering. Are any of the gods finding leisure time, or is it all work work work? I'm not a goddess myself, but it seems to me that everyone needs some time off.

[ She holds up a picture of an older gentleman, who looks... sad. ]

And if you see this man, could you send him back to the temple of death? I'd appreciate it.

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Jan. 30th, 2018 01:37 am
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[ Margo peers directly into the camera, some kind of scowl playing on her lips. She’s still wearing her crown, but recognizes that the respect it commands doesn’t necessarily transfer from one world to the next. That might be a big part of why she looks, apparently, pissed off. ]

Okay, it’s not that I don’t appreciate how amazing hopping from one world to the next is, I just shouldn’t be here.

[ She lets out a big huff of a sigh and looks around. ]

I mean, I guess it has a kind of generic city charm to it, but…

[ With a roll of her eyes, she begins to walk around some more, still keeping her device with her. ]

Anyway, I’m Margo.

[ She looks into the camera once more, eyebrows wrinkled slightly and sarcasm lacing her voice. ]

Great to meet you.

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Jan. 22nd, 2018 11:47 pm
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[ The video opens on a pretty, young looking woman, lounging on a jeweled throne. There is a soft metallic gleam to the stone of the throne, almost like she'd polished quartz.

She drapes her leg over one of the arms of the throne. ]


So, the earth will not be quaking any longer.

[ She looks amused. ]

Not that it can't, but I'll try to keep the tantrums to a minimum.

[ She twirls her hair around a finger. ]

Now, if someone could point me to a drink, that would be lovely.

[ Your new Earth Goddess is thirsty. ]

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Jan. 22nd, 2018 01:23 pm
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[The next time you see this fresh-faced newcomer, she's lounging in a rope hammock in a brightly-lit temple. Even when it's overcast outside, it seems as though the sunlight's always beaming down on the warm sandstone pillars and lush tropical foliage.

Cradled in her hands is a large wedge of pink melon, a large bite having been taken out of it. She's chewing thoughtfully, cheeks filled like a chipmunk as juice drips messily down her chin.]


I--[She swallows, realizing she was talking with her mouth full.] I was mostly drawn in by the fruit--I didn't realize the hammock was the throne of this place, but no one seemed to mind my occupying it.

[She swings up her legs, her pants rolled up her calves and her feet bare. It's pleasant and warm inside, and she folds her legs under her as she swings her body weight to set the hammock in motion.]

There's room to share--though I don't think two of us can be gods at the same time. I don't think?

[Anyway, say hello to your new God of Summer.]

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Jan. 19th, 2018 08:45 pm
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re: the housing crisis we're apparently having -

    What? Is this seriously a problem we're having? I've got technology, and isn't there a Home God around here somewhere? There has to be something we can do.

    Tell me there's some kind of plan.


re: getting the hell out of here -

    People keep asking how we get get out of here. Other people keep saying that we don't, or if we do then they don't know how.

    I do.

    Step 1: Aircraft. Skipping past land-based vehicles because I'm assuming that if you can't leave on foot, you can't leave by bicycle or automobile either. So I spend the next couple of weeks pulling together some kind of helicopter, hovercraft, plane - I haven't decided yet. My area of tech expertise is 100x higher in altitude, so I'm going to need to do some research, not to mention gather the scrap I need to piece it together.

    If it won't let us fly out, Step 2: Spacecraft. I build a damn good shuttle. If we can't leave in any of the cardinal directions, we'll go up. Once we're in orbit, we scout out our options, plot our target, and re-enter the atmosphere for a bumpy but mostly safe landing somewhere far from here.

    It's not foolproof and it'll take a while to get everything in order, but unless someone finds the Throne of Dimensional Bullshit around here somewhere, it's the best plan we've got.


re: general pantheonic ineptitude -

    This should go without saying, but based on the fact that at least half of the 'gods' on here can't find their own ass with both hands and a tracking chip, this is your first of probably many reminders to get your shit together. In a perfect world, this place wouldn't depend on your ability to at least pretend to know how to build a radio or grow some food, but it does. So figure it out or find someone who doesn't have to.


- r. reyes

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Jan. 18th, 2018 10:23 pm
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[The video feed flickers to life and shows Oliver staring at the screen with a mixed look of frustration and concern. He sets the device little ways away from him and crosses his arms across his chest.]

I thought that I had seen some weird things in my life. I have seen a lot of strange things in my life. I thought we were in the clear....

[He scrubs his hands over his face. God, this sucked]

Maybe the world is trying to tell me that we shouldn't get married. I tried to tell her that it would be okay. That we would be okay. We were okay, but now? Now? none of this is okay.
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[The first thing he could remember was darkness. A darkness that was neither cold or warm. It was also devoid of sound for the longest time and he could not remember if he had a dream or not. But he could think, at least he felt sure that he had a thought. He had been thinking “this is not good” before it went deathly quiet and was sure that he had been hit. He had been one more blast away from being a goner and it was not like anyone would be able to tell a pilot what death felt like or looked like. But then he started to find it difficult to breathe and he bolted upright and began to cough over the grains of sand that had managed to go into his mouth and up his nose. Poe stumbled back and onto his rear as he struggled to open his eyes and gather his senses.
(“Was the room spinning? Which way was west again?”)

He turned himself around a few times, everything still felt off, then he realized that his uniform pants were sticking to his legs and finally his vision began to clear.]


A beach? [It was more of a choke than him actually speaking, a strained attempt at making a couple of words
Poe had remembered one of his first patrols. It was over a planet covered in mostly ocean minus two or three continents and hundreds of small islands, only the home to one or two cities - it was mostly untouched and he could remember wanting to just land when he saw the whites of the waves as they crashed onto the shoreline. The shore changed in places and had gone from jagged cliffs, to smooth sand that barely It had looked peaceful and as it was the first time that he ever seen such a sight, it was something incredible. He had wondered how the air would taste and the wind would feel. What the ground below would feel like on his feet and if the water was refreshingly cool. He had heard stories like that from some of the other pilots who came from planets and moons like this when there were late nights when no one could sleep. However, reality had a funny way of granting a fleeting wish and gave him the answer to the question. Just it was one that he had never expected. But he supposes washing up on shore was not the same as actually choosing a place to go and booking a trip there. But if he was being honest with himself? It felt damp and the wind, though nothing unwieldy, was constantly blowing and only managed to make him start shivering once he finally managed to sit up.

Also, he had to make a mental note that sand was just as annoying and prone to kill someone through suffocating them as it was on Jakku.

Funny how that never changes.]


[Oddly enough, this wasn’t Rey’s first time being plunged underwater. That didn’t make the salt water up her nose and behind her eyes any more pleasant than the time before, and she was still coughing and spitting as she clawed into the wet sand beneath her hands and knees.

Sand...oh, how she cherished the familiar sensation of sand after what she’d just gone through. Her elbows wobbled and she finally succumbed to her fatigue, sprawling out spread-eagle across the beach she’d washed up on.
She let out a loud, pained groan--one laced with frustration. She should be glad they survived the landing--not that she had any doubts okay maybe a teensy sliver of doubt don’t tell Poe, but...yeah, that was rough.]


Poe… [She muttered. This was their first mission out together--nothing terribly out of the ordinary, but isn’t that how all disasters start out? After a moment, she finally lifted her head, one side of her face covered with a thick coat of sand. She squints through the salt water still clinging to her lashes, and she spits out some of the sand lingering on her lips.] Poe? Are you alright?

[She sat back on her haunches, brushing the sand off her side and her face, looking around at the shore they’d found themselves on.]...well...at least we didn’t land on an ice planet. [She rubbed her arms.]...even if it’s cold…


[It takes him a moment to realize that his name was being called and another moment after that to hear and process anything else she said. He froze when he remembered that he had not been alone on this mission. She had been there too. They had been trying to…

He had begun to force himself to stand up and move his head around to scan the shore. He felt as if he was going to get sick the more he moved, but that did not matter. He began to internally curse at himself. If she got a good look at his face and his posture, he would look like someone who got beaten up and was too proud (perhaps foolish) to know when to stay down or risk their own health. He was swaying a bit and he began aware of the fact his head was pounding and that he was sure he was going to get sick unless he let himself drop. Yet he refused to get back down. He was out for force-only-knows how long.

But, Rey.

Where was she?

But upon hearing Rey’s voice, he suddenly froze in place and tried to answer. He eventually managed a quiet, tired, and strained;]
Yeah, I think so...

[Then he drops back onto the sand (he will never admit it, but he is thankful that it is softer than dirt) tries to laugh and it comes out like a tired, broken “ha” as opposed to anything amused, but he feels as if he wants to kick himself. He was supposed to be thinking of the others with him on the mission. Not himself. Besides, he needed to find her before trying to figure out where in the galaxy they ended up, but it seemed odd. They were not close to any planet that had oceans. At least, he was sure the coordinates said that they were a long ways off from even a barren moon yet alone a planet with water and land.]

Seriously. I don’t think I could do an ice planet right now.

[Nothing of his felt broken, but he certainly felt like his ass had been handed to him on a silver platter. He was sure that they had fit the water hard and that before that he had managed to hit his head off of something. Poe could feel the bruises, but he could move. Moving was enough for now. It has to be enough for now.

He tried to move closer to the woman nearby.]
Rey, you okay?


Yeah… [She staggered to her knees, then rose to her feet, dusting off her arms]. We should head further in-land. [She looks back towards the ocean.]...I don’t think we’ll be heading out the way we came in.

[She looks around again, noticing a device wedged into a mound of sand. She walks over, picks it up and dusts it off before turning to Poe.] I think this is yours. [She hands it over to him.] It’s already turned on.
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[ The camera switches on, giving viewers a shot that careens wildly from floor to ceiling before focusing on Abigail's face. ]

Get ready to meet your new god, bitches, because winter is coming.

[ She spent time working on that line.

She turns the phone, giving her audience a blurry shot of the room, and then finally of her companion, now seated on what is obviously the throne of Winter. ]


Say something, sad sack. You're on candid camera.

[ And sitting on the frosty throne is none other than Kylo Ren, scowling at Abigail, gritting out: ] Kylo Ren. [ His name's not sad sack!! HE'S AN ANGRY SACK. Anyway... ] And winter isn't coming. It's here.

[ From off camera: ] Sort of, anyway. Can't you make it snow harder? I don't know how the god thing works, but I thought the whole deal was omnipotence. This is more like semi-potence. Let's bury this fucking town. C'mon.

[ The scowl fades as he gives her a curious look, really studying Abigail with interest for... possibly the first time. Lady, what's your deal? ] What kind of a follower are you? [ IT'S SNOWING, OKAY? BE HAPPY WITH THAT. Or find him more followers.... ]

[She covers what she thiiiiinks is the microphone (it isn't) and talks as though explaining something dull to a child:] Look, fam, in my world they call it "friend and savior". I could have just let you keep wandering around until someone kidnapped you and sold you to a circus, but instead I found you this nifty throne complete with superpower. Now, smile and say hi to the kiddies. You need some priests in here.

[ NO ABIGAIL, NO. YOU TRIGGERED HIS RAGE. Standing up abruptly, he snaps back at her, voice feral: ] You don't tell me what to do!

[ Kylo Ren's 29 going on 16. ]

[ The camera wobbles, blurring the view again as she raises her hands and signals surrender. ] Hey, okay! You're the god here, all right? "Follower" it is.

[ ...She is definitely going to have to park her ass on a throne so Anger Management, Jr. over here can't push her around... ]

How do you want to do this, then?

[ He points out the door, snarling: ] I need priests? Then find some priests!

[ ...look. He's had a rough couple of days, okay? ]

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Jan. 16th, 2018 09:19 pm
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[ Janey-E has propped up her phone on a table and is facing the camera with her arms folded, a stern look on her face. ]

All right, everyone. The Temple of Life is functioning again. No need to thank me! But if I could get someone to help me clean this place up, that would be a start.

And ... if anyone knows how we're supposed to get out of this place, I would certainly like to know. Sonny Jim has soccer tryouts this weekend, and Dougie's company is planning their company picnic, and I need to be back there as soon as possible.

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Jan. 16th, 2018 03:17 pm
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Soooo does anyone actually know anything about agriculture here? Cause I'm a circus kid turned billionaire's ward turned cop. I am pretty sure plants require water. That's about what I know.

Anyway, hi, Dick Grayson, apparently a farm god now. Nice to meet you all.
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Zelda and I are compiling a list of sitting deities and temples that so far remain empty. It is incomplete, so please add in any missing information you have available. If you don't know how to edit a spreadsheet, just tell me what to add and I'll do it for you.

[There is an attached spreadsheet open to editing.]

I'd say the most critical thrones to fill at this moment are medicine and agriculture, with time and weather as a close second. If you're thinking godhood sounds like a good move, consider one of those thrones. Choose what seems practical over what seems fun. This is a big responsibility, not a game. Apparently this place needs deities for anything to work. Even something as simple as a painkiller.

[This place is so dumb. Normally Georgia's better at staying measured and rational and unbiased, but currently she has a headache she can't medicate and there's no Coke. It's making her cranky. And that's to say nothing of Shaun, who is practically crawling up walls and making everything worse.]

And to the dumbfucks who thought taking war, death, and revelry was a good idea before we had the essentials covered? I hope you're proud of yourself. Do us all a favor and at least manage your power responsibly until we get things sorted out.
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[Alex Reagan, currently reigning god of sleep is sitting on her bed-throne holding a cup of something that is definitely not coffee, and it's not just from Seattle and because she's a coffee snob. Instead she just takes a sip and actually winces.]

Look, I'm not sure if there's a God of Coffee, but if we need there to be one to get some actual stuff, I volunteer as tribute to be one, in addition to the God of Sleep.

[A beat and a smile.]

Also hi, I'm Alex.
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[Georgia sits on her throne, cutting an imposing figure in her black and white clothes, dark sunglasses hiding most of her face. She doesn't smile. She so rarely does.]

Greetings. I'm Georgia Mason, Editor-in-Chief of the After the End Times news organization and your current acting God of Communication and Technology.

[That she manages to say that without grimacing should qualify as an act of god itself. She still has some difficulty with the concept of gods being a thing at all, let alone her being one of them.]

[Shaun leans into camera range.]

And we'd love to ask you all to stop by and say hey, but we're both pretty sure that would be a terrible idea, so we locked the door from the inside.

[He offers a thumbs-up.]

[Georgia gestures to him because he's a moron who didn't introduce himself.] Shaun Mason. My dumbass brother.

[Then she straightens. Exposition time.]

Our world is overrun by a disease known as "Kellis-Amberlee." It's extremely contagious and, among other things, causes those who have it to come back from the dead hungry for human flesh.

And until we know we won't pass it along to everyone else and create a whole hell of a lot of really interesting havoc among people whose immune systems just give up and turn them into zombies, we figured it was best to keep to ourselves for a while.

George never lets me have any fun.


[She shoves his arm. Pretty hard.]

If anyone here has any experience with virology, we'd love to discuss solutions. Until then, we'll be contactable by text or email, and working on setting up a local news network. Thank you for your time.

Hopefully we'll see you around. If not, maybe we could get someone to start shoving food under the door or something. When food shows up.

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Jan. 3rd, 2018 10:04 pm
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[Ryan's clearly...well...throning on a throne. You know the way someone lounges when they feel like the world's at their feet? That.]

Hi, everyone. We're all doing this, right? The Black Friday of Thrones?

Betcha can't guess which one I got! [He laughs like a kid playing a guessing game.] Here's a hint: Any of you familiar with the 1950 Broadway musical 'Guys and Dolls'? This particular little ditty's been covered by Sinatra. So it's not like it's exactly obscure.

[And he starts to hum. Ryan, you ass.]
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[ Here's a teenager, holding his phone up to record himself as he lounges in his kickass new throne. Really, he's practically draped across it, legs dangling over the arm. What can be seen of the temple around him is... dimly lit and sparsely furnished. But he grins, looking totally self-satisfied, with the kind of obnoxious smugness that 18 year olds are particularly adept it projecting.

His eyes go black as the torches' flames flare up in size and intensity. ]


Bow down, bitches. The mortal coil's about to make a biiiiig comeback.

[ GRIN.

...

There's a bit of an awkward pause as he cranes his neck to look around. ]


So who the hell-- [ Does he own Hell now? HEH. Yeah, he has to pause to snicker. ] --knows anything about interior decorating? This place needs a serious makeover. [ Chase needs a makeover while we're at it. He's projecting 'high school student' instead of fearsome death god. ]

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