video; might as well get this pantheon started

[bastardofipswich]

[ Here's a teenager, holding his phone up to record himself as he lounges in his kickass new throne. Really, he's practically draped across it, legs dangling over the arm. What can be seen of the temple around him is... dimly lit and sparsely furnished. But he grins, looking totally self-satisfied, with the kind of obnoxious smugness that 18 year olds are particularly adept it projecting.

His eyes go black as the torches' flames flare up in size and intensity. ]

Bow down, bitches. The mortal coil's about to make a biiiiig comeback.

[ GRIN.

...

There's a bit of an awkward pause as he cranes his neck to look around. ]

So who the hell-- [ Does he own Hell now? HEH. Yeah, he has to pause to snicker. ] --knows anything about interior decorating? This place needs a serious makeover. [ Chase needs a makeover while we're at it. He's projecting 'high school student' instead of fearsome death god. ]

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[11calls]

Two things. One: out of all the gods you could be you chose death? Are you like a goth kid or something? And Two: Are you a demon?

video forever

[bastardofipswich]

Uh... So I'm either a goth kid or a demon?

[ NO, HE'S NOT ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS. He has Very Serious Personal Reasons for death, but he'll stick with 'because it's cool' to others. ]

Fine then, video.

[11calls]

[Alex turns her video on with a little huff of air, and her eyes narrow at him for a second.]

Yeah. Who else goes right for the god of death as the first throne anyone claims?

[bastardofipswich]

Wowwww, judgey. I've got my reasons.

[11calls]

So before we have proper food or time or sleep or night and day you wanted us to be able to die from not having those things?

[WTF, Chase?]

[bastardofipswich]

[ SHRUG. ] Not my problem! Sounds like you should get on fixing that.

[11calls]

It's probably going to be your problem when you starve to death or get sick! Who's going to bring you back if you die?

[Freaking edgelords.]