video; might as well get this pantheon started

[bastardofipswich]

[ Here's a teenager, holding his phone up to record himself as he lounges in his kickass new throne. Really, he's practically draped across it, legs dangling over the arm. What can be seen of the temple around him is... dimly lit and sparsely furnished. But he grins, looking totally self-satisfied, with the kind of obnoxious smugness that 18 year olds are particularly adept it projecting.

His eyes go black as the torches' flames flare up in size and intensity. ]

Bow down, bitches. The mortal coil's about to make a biiiiig comeback.

[ GRIN.

...

There's a bit of an awkward pause as he cranes his neck to look around. ]

So who the hell-- [ Does he own Hell now? HEH. Yeah, he has to pause to snicker. ] --knows anything about interior decorating? This place needs a serious makeover. [ Chase needs a makeover while we're at it. He's projecting 'high school student' instead of fearsome death god. ]

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[murderbreak]

Oh, good. I didn't want to have to do the legwork myself.

Thanks! :)

[bastardofipswich]

well i AM a kind and benevolent god etc etc

[murderbreak]

Mm. Being on a murder break for too long makes me a bit itchy, so I'll burn a goat in your honor, or whatever.

I also have cigarettes.

[bastardofipswich]

murder break?

[ Look, Chase has murdered people, too, BUT YOU DON'T JUST ANNOUNCE IT!! ]

[murderbreak]

Oh, yeah. [This is totally normal for him, Chase.] Geoff mandated it for a little while and I kept it together for a week before I shot Gavin in the face.

Gotta let me off the leash every once in a while, y'know?

[bastardofipswich]

so you're like.... the world's most impatient serial killer?

[murderbreak]

Hey! I'm not a serial killer, I'm a spree killer. Big difference. Don't lump me in with Dahmer, I don't play that shit.

[bastardofipswich]

oh ok sorry i didn't know the nuances of spree vs serial killing

[murderbreak]

Well, today you learned.

The More You Know.