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[royalpassport]

[ Look, it's all well and good that this land seems to be coming to life again (though Jefferson is MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS of all those abandoned thrones, and there's not a chance in heck he'll sit on one), but there's ONE BIG PROBLEM: restarting some facets of existence, but not the others, is throwing things out of whack.

GROUNDHOG DAY WAS SOMEWHAT TOLERABLE WHEN THERE WAS NO NIGHT OR DAY OR DEATH OR ANYTHING. Now it's too close to the Curse for comfort. ]

I've lived in lands where Time wouldn't always do what it was supposed to.

[ Storybrooke, yes, but also Wonderland. He still can't gauge how long he was trapped there, with Time moving the way it did. ]

Everything the same, day in, day out, life at a stand-still. Always tea time.

The effect can be maddening. So, I'd suggest somebody look into Time and see how it's doing.

(no subject)

[11calls]

[Alex Reagan, currently reigning god of sleep is sitting on her bed-throne holding a cup of something that is definitely not coffee, and it's not just from Seattle and because she's a coffee snob. Instead she just takes a sip and actually winces.]

Look, I'm not sure if there's a God of Coffee, but if we need there to be one to get some actual stuff, I volunteer as tribute to be one, in addition to the God of Sleep.

[A beat and a smile.]

Also hi, I'm Alex.