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regulatingpressurere: the housing crisis we're apparently having -
re: getting the hell out of here -
re: general pantheonic ineptitude -
- r. reyes
- What? Is this seriously a problem we're having? I've got technology, and isn't there a Home God around here somewhere? There has to be something we can do.
Tell me there's some kind of plan.
re: getting the hell out of here -
- People keep asking how we get get out of here. Other people keep saying that we don't, or if we do then they don't know how.
I do.
Step 1: Aircraft. Skipping past land-based vehicles because I'm assuming that if you can't leave on foot, you can't leave by bicycle or automobile either. So I spend the next couple of weeks pulling together some kind of helicopter, hovercraft, plane - I haven't decided yet. My area of tech expertise is 100x higher in altitude, so I'm going to need to do some research, not to mention gather the scrap I need to piece it together.
If it won't let us fly out, Step 2: Spacecraft. I build a damn good shuttle. If we can't leave in any of the cardinal directions, we'll go up. Once we're in orbit, we scout out our options, plot our target, and re-enter the atmosphere for a bumpy but mostly safe landing somewhere far from here.
It's not foolproof and it'll take a while to get everything in order, but unless someone finds the Throne of Dimensional Bullshit around here somewhere, it's the best plan we've got.
re: general pantheonic ineptitude -
- This should go without saying, but based on the fact that at least half of the 'gods' on here can't find their own ass with both hands and a tracking chip, this is your first of probably many reminders to get your shit together. In a perfect world, this place wouldn't depend on your ability to at least pretend to know how to build a radio or grow some food, but it does. So figure it out or find someone who doesn't have to.
- r. reyes