video } you go and call yourself the boss but we're not robots inside a grid

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[The woman appearing on the screen is... very, very pink. Her clothes, her dress, even her skin, they all are just... pink. The only exception is the golden crown and the white lab coat hanging open over her dress.

She gives a cheery smile and a wave.]

Greetings. I am Princess Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom. While I have numerous complaints about the state of this city and their lack of proper diplomatic care when kidnapping royalty, I actually am contacting you all to correct a misconception I've seen in both the locals and those of us who have been abducted.

There is no way these so-called temples and their thrones are turning you into deities. It's simply not possible on so many levels.

As to why certain natural phenomena don't work until someone has assumed these thrones, there is clearly a scientific explanation and I'll be figuring it out before long. To that end, if anyone who has claimed a throne would like to come in for examination, it would be greatly appreciated.

[She smiles again, nodding her head.]

Thank you for your time!